Who are the schploggers?
A better question might be: why are the schploggers? Better we save that for another day.It’s hard to say, really.
Schploggers, as a rule, appreciate:
absurdity, eggs, yiddishkeit (though not necessarily in that order).
Schploggers do not appreciate:
lima beans, octopi, people who groan and say “very punny”.
You want to play? You want to PLAY? We eat puntificators like you for breakfast.
That being said, come on in, boys. The water is fiiiiiiiiiine.
