schplog

“I was wondering;

Is that the beast within?” said

Tom Hesse-tantly

“I finally read

Finnegan’s Wake again,” said

Tom rejoyceingly.

A Tom Swifty haiku is a tomku.

If Tom Swifty haiku start taking over the Schplog, it’s a tomku coup.

If they don’t stop, it’s enough to make you tomku coup cuckoo.

“Why yes, Virginia!

I’d like a room of my own,”

Said Tom Woolfishly.

“Pride and Prejudice

Is my favorite book,” said Tom

Ostentatiously.

“Shakespeare is the best!

I really dig his sonnets,”

Said Tom willfully.

“Never seen a horse race? Sure sure, I’ll give ya a coupla hot tips — ’specially since yer honeymooners”,

said Tom con-newbie-ally.

He’s out with a bang

If I hit him on the head

Said Tom cautiously

“Oh, that old Bossy…
Who cares if she ran away?”
said Tom cow-lessly

boy I love lucy

shining inner light aglow

said Tom lucidly