schplog » tom swifties http://www.schplog.com Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:48:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 I said level that mall! http://www.schplog.com/2007/11/05/i-said-level-that-mall/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/11/05/i-said-level-that-mall/#comments Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:03:38 +0000 tom swifty http://www.schplog.com/2007/11/05/i-said-level-that-mall/ “I’ll flatten that shopping center to the ground if it’s the last thing I do,” said Tom malevolently.

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/11/05/i-said-level-that-mall/feed/ 0 he was pretty full of whist at the time http://www.schplog.com/2007/11/02/he-was-pretty-full-of-whist-at-the-time/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/11/02/he-was-pretty-full-of-whist-at-the-time/#comments Fri, 02 Nov 2007 21:38:43 +0000 tom swifty http://www.schplog.com/2007/11/02/he-was-pretty-full-of-whist-at-the-time/ “If only I could

Play cards til I vomited,”

Said Tom wistfully.

[This Tom Swifty haiku brought to you by the Schplog.]

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/11/02/he-was-pretty-full-of-whist-at-the-time/feed/ 0 tea for two http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/24/tea-for-two/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/24/tea-for-two/#comments Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:21:53 +0000 admin http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/24/tea-for-two/ “Why, this fast-working healthy organic liquid tastes just like it was made of trees,” barked Tom.

Which Tom? Tom Swift-tea.

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/24/tea-for-two/feed/ 0 oh. bligingly. you know, mary j bligingly. http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/19/oh-bligingly-you-know-mary-j-bligingly/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/19/oh-bligingly-you-know-mary-j-bligingly/#comments Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:09:45 +0000 tom swifty http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/19/oh-bligingly-you-know-mary-j-bligingly/ “Oh boy, that Mary J can sure sing great,” said Tom obligingly.

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/19/oh-bligingly-you-know-mary-j-bligingly/feed/ 0 wok of shame http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/14/wok-of-shame/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/14/wok-of-shame/#comments Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:15:49 +0000 tom swifty http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/14/wok-of-shame/ “The soup is quite bland –
Throw in some croutons, baby”,
said Tom wontonly.

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/14/wok-of-shame/feed/ 0 don’t make me club you http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/12/dont-make-me-club-you/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/12/dont-make-me-club-you/#comments Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:38:46 +0000 tom swifty http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/12/dont-make-me-club-you/ “Singing with my boys;
Now I’ve had about enough”,
Said Tom gleefully.

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/10/12/dont-make-me-club-you/feed/ 0 great writers get catty! http://www.schplog.com/2007/06/05/great-writers-get-catty/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/06/05/great-writers-get-catty/#comments Tue, 05 Jun 2007 18:40:29 +0000 tom swifty http://www.schplog.com/2007/06/05/great-writers-get-catty/ “It’s a bloody shame;
Poor Oscar is such a grouch,”
Said Tom Wilde-ly.

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/06/05/great-writers-get-catty/feed/ 0 great writers VII: nevermore http://www.schplog.com/2007/05/16/great-writers-vi-nevermore/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/05/16/great-writers-vi-nevermore/#comments Wed, 16 May 2007 21:59:21 +0000 the royal we http://www.schplog.com/2007/05/16/great-writers-vi-nevermore/ “I certainly am

ravenous for birds,” quoth Tom

Poe-etically

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/05/16/great-writers-vi-nevermore/feed/ 0 it wasn’t me, it was the dog (pet peeve) http://www.schplog.com/2007/05/15/it-wasnt-me-it-was-the-dog-pet-peeve/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/05/15/it-wasnt-me-it-was-the-dog-pet-peeve/#comments Tue, 15 May 2007 19:56:59 +0000 O for Olaf http://www.schplog.com/2007/05/15/it-wasnt-me-it-was-the-dog-pet-peeve/ “I vish you vouldn’t

pee on my nice new vindows,”

said Tom pee-vishly.

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/05/15/it-wasnt-me-it-was-the-dog-pet-peeve/feed/ 0 great writers VI: henry david was a drip http://www.schplog.com/2007/05/08/henry-david-was-a-drip/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/05/08/henry-david-was-a-drip/#comments Wed, 09 May 2007 03:11:37 +0000 O for Olaf http://www.schplog.com/2007/05/08/henry-david-was-a-drip/ “Walden Pond candles;

They annoy me thoreau-ly”,

said Tom wick-edly.

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