I said level that mall!
“I’ll flatten that shopping center to the ground if it’s the last thing I do,” said Tom malevolently.
he was pretty full of whist at the time
“If only I could
Play cards til I vomited,”
Said Tom wistfully.
[This Tom Swifty haiku brought to you by the Schplog.]
tea for two
“Why, this fast-working healthy organic liquid tastes just like it was made of trees,” barked Tom.
Which Tom? Tom Swift-tea.
oh. bligingly. you know, mary j bligingly.
“Oh boy, that Mary J can sure sing great,” said Tom obligingly.
wok of shame
“The soup is quite bland –
Throw in some croutons, baby”,
said Tom wontonly.
don’t make me club you
“Singing with my boys;
Now I’ve had about enough”,
Said Tom gleefully.
great writers get catty!
“It’s a bloody shame;
Poor Oscar is such a grouch,”
Said Tom Wilde-ly.
great writers VII: nevermore
“I certainly am
ravenous for birds,” quoth Tom
Poe-etically
it wasn’t me, it was the dog (pet peeve)
“I vish you vouldn’t
pee on my nice new vindows,”
said Tom pee-vishly.
great writers VI: henry david was a drip
“Walden Pond candles;
They annoy me thoreau-ly”,
said Tom wick-edly.
