What a racket
What sort of tea is favored by those sweating denizens of the grass and clay courts, persevering year after year towards the dizzying heights of athletic success?
Tenac-i-tea!
On this night we dip twice
What kind of tea do you discover, much to your great joy, entirely by chance and then realize that it’s also perfect for dunking biscuits in?
Serendipi-tea
it’s not easy being green
What kind of tea just isn’t really all that good?
Mediocri-tea (yawn)
He smokes the tires, too
What kind of tea does a pothead drag-racer drink?
High veloci-tea!
