schplog

What kind of tea do they drink on Mt. Olympus?

Divini-tea

What kind of tea is especially dangerous for cats?

Curiosi-tea

Which persimmon-based tea does one drink with the intention of attaining a slightly more lucid state of consciousness without necessarily liberating oneself too completely?

Perspicaci-tea

(just slightly more caffeinated than spirituali-tea)

hibiscus petals

of ephemerali-tea

taste good in passing

What kind of herbal tea would you not even serve to your worst enemy?

Animosi-tea

If you must have tea with your worst enemy, serve something decaf that’ll make ‘em go green with envy . . .

What kind of tea has been proven by historians — beyond a shadow of a doubt — to have been consumed by King Arthur and his knights?

Sir-tain-tea

(certainty)

“This pseudo-healthy organic liquid crap tastes like it was made from trees!”

barked Tom

What kind of tea does one drink while on a date with one’s spouse’s sister at a loud rock concert?

Hi-fidelity

What kind of tea, developed secretly by the second mistress of Baron von Richterstein as an aphrodisiac and ultimately abandoned after proving to be both tasteless and tasteless, is really not terribly important to the annals of tea historiography?

Triviali-tea

What kind of tea is good for dunking soda crackers in?

Salini-tea