schplog » near misses http://www.schplog.com Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:48:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 she moves in . . . http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/06/she-moves-in/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/06/she-moves-in/#comments Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:14:11 +0000 the royal we http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/06/she-moves-in/ Which young lady inspired a U2 song by actually moving in with the band?

Miss Teriousways

(turns out the line “she turns the Tide” refers to the way she had of always getting out of doing the laundry”)

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/06/she-moves-in/feed/ 0 and with good reason! http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/04/and-for-good-reason/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/04/and-for-good-reason/#comments Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:33:21 +0000 the royal we http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/04/and-for-good-reason/ Which disdainful young lady couldn’t stand her man — or any man for that matter — because he wouldn’t allow her to keep her beloved maiden name of Thorpe? ?

Miss Anne Thrope

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/04/and-for-good-reason/feed/ 0 a little B & E for your B & B http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/14/a-little-b-e-for-your-b-b/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/14/a-little-b-e-for-your-b-b/#comments Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:40:19 +0000 O for Olaf http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/14/a-little-b-e-for-your-b-b/ What a pleasingly polite young lady she was.  Lived across from the country inn, she did. Always demurely casting her eyes down and she had the most pleasant — if shy — manner to her. I can’t think why she was always getting arrested.

That Miss Demeanor . . .

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/14/a-little-b-e-for-your-b-b/feed/ 0 deck the falls http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/12/deck-the-falls/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/12/deck-the-falls/#comments Mon, 12 Mar 2007 17:15:34 +0000 the royal we http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/12/deck-the-falls/ Which young lady was wont to use her feet troubles as an excuse for falling into the arms of unsuspecting young gentlemen and kissing them?

Miss Ill-toe

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/12/deck-the-falls/feed/ 0 wedlock headlock bedrock http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/01/wedlock-headlock-bedrock/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/01/wedlock-headlock-bedrock/#comments Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:27:51 +0000 looey ratatouille http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/01/wedlock-headlock-bedrock/ Which young lady was always coming up with ill-conceived ways to to hide the fact that she was giving birth to bigots?

Miss Begotten

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/01/wedlock-headlock-bedrock/feed/ 0 four eyes http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/11/four-eyes/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/11/four-eyes/#comments Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:02:44 +0000 captain woozle http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/11/four-eyes/ Which troubled young lady, mocked because of her spectacles, was always running off and rafting down the river?

Miss Issippi
(poor girl, you can’t even spell it without all four I’s!)

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/11/four-eyes/feed/ 0 my mistake, it was really her sister http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/06/my-mistake-it-was-really-her-sister/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/06/my-mistake-it-was-really-her-sister/#comments Tue, 06 Feb 2007 21:07:34 +0000 schlinky http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/06/my-mistake-it-was-really-her-sister/ Which young lady was afflicted with a rare form of nearsighted kleptomania?

Miss Took

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/06/my-mistake-it-was-really-her-sister/feed/ 0 FLOWER, not FLOUR http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/01/i-said-youre-a-flower-not-flour/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/01/i-said-youre-a-flower-not-flour/#comments Fri, 02 Feb 2007 00:56:49 +0000 the royal we http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/01/i-said-youre-a-flower-not-flour/ Which young lady inevitably made a mess of her modern dance performances?

Miss-Interpretive Dance

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/01/i-said-youre-a-flower-not-flour/feed/ 0 She nearly lost her Marples. http://www.schplog.com/2007/01/27/she-nearly-lost-her-marples/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/01/27/she-nearly-lost-her-marples/#comments Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:11:38 +0000 O for Olaf http://www.schplog.com/2007/01/27/she-nearly-lost-her-marples/ Which young damsel was thoroughly stymied by all the odd little things that kept happening to the wisteria vine?

Miss Sterious.

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/01/27/she-nearly-lost-her-marples/feed/ 0 She always said the right things. And did the wrong ones. http://www.schplog.com/2007/01/25/she-always-said-the-right-things-and-did-the-wrong-ones/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/01/25/she-always-said-the-right-things-and-did-the-wrong-ones/#comments Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:05:32 +0000 schlinky http://www.schplog.com/2007/01/25/she-always-said-the-right-things-and-did-the-wrong-ones/ Which young lady fair was inclined to skim the profits of the family business?

Miss Appropriate

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