schplog » knock knock http://www.schplog.com Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:48:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 no, that’s what I asked you! http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/09/no-thats-what-i-asked-you/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/09/no-thats-what-i-asked-you/#comments Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:18:20 +0000 admin http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/09/no-thats-what-i-asked-you/ Knock knock.

Who’s there?

How come that kick-able poodle of yours is looking so froufr?

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/09/no-thats-what-i-asked-you/feed/ 1 jewish knock knock jokes aren’t funny at all http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/31/jewish-knock-knock-jokes-arent-funny-at-all/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/31/jewish-knock-knock-jokes-arent-funny-at-all/#comments Sat, 31 Mar 2007 22:43:31 +0000 admin http://www.schplog.com/2007/03/31/jewish-knock-knock-jokes-arent-funny-at-all/ By the way, this was — and is — Elijah the Prophet’s favorite joke. Told Saturday nights around the fire or on Passover as he’s doing the rounds . . .

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Eliya.

Eliya who?

Eliyahu haNavi . . . knock knock.

Who’s there?

Eliya.

Eliya who?

Eliyahu haTishbi . . . knock knock.

Who’s there?

Eliya.

Eliya who?

Eliyahu haGiladi.

Oh.

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Who’s there?

Yabbadabbad …

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?

Tippican.

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Who’s there?

What’s the big hullabal?

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