no, that’s what I asked you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
How come that kick-able poodle of yours is looking so froufr?
jewish knock knock jokes aren’t funny at all
By the way, this was — and is — Elijah the Prophet’s favorite joke. Told Saturday nights around the fire or on Passover as he’s doing the rounds . . .
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eliya.
Eliya who?
Eliyahu haNavi . . . knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eliya.
Eliya who?
Eliyahu haTishbi . . . knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eliya.
Eliya who?
Eliyahu haGiladi.
Oh.
quiet down there, ya big ole so and so!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
What’s the big hullabal?
