too bad that Galahad had been had again
Which knight of the round table was always giving up without a fight?
Surrender.
one little, two little, three little skinned-ey ones
Which knight of the round table was moonlighting as a sadistic serial killer who would ritualistically slice up ten crusaders at a time, claiming that their souls were doomed anyway?
Certain Death
(um, that’s Sir Ten Death for the non-quick-witted among you)
never tarry nor dilly dali
Which knight of the round table was a hanger-on of Jung, a so-so painter and believed that the round table stood as a metaphor for an inner reality but not a very good one?
Surrealism
Chief Inspector (but I barely know her!)
Which knight was the most prudent when it came to inviting young maidens fair to the castle to “come view my etchings”?
Circumspect
Knighthood is only skin deep
Which knight of the round table was only interested in the superficial?
Surface beauty
Not the sharpest knife in the box …
Which knight of the round table was known as the edgy one?
Serrated
He thinks in advance-a-lot . . .
Which knight of the round table was known for his gianormous brain?
They call him . . . Cerebral
To lurk is a quirk
Which knight of the round table was always sneaking around behind the castle, acting secretive and peeking in through windows on his tippy toes?
Surreptitious.
Indentured Cervantes …
Which knight of the round table always got stuck doing menial labor because of his poor work ethic?
Sir-vi-tude
