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A certain busy knight of the round table spent his nights on guard duty at the entrance to the lower world. You might say it was one of the many hats he wore. Which knight was this?

Cerberus

Which knight — minus his horse — was always left over when the battle was done?

Sirplus

Would a knight of the round table accompany Helen Mirren to the Oscars?

Why, Sir-tainly he would.

(But not Sir Ben Kingsley — what would be funny about that?)

Which sneaky knight of the round table was knighted for saving his lady love’s paintings and preserving them with a can of snake resin?

Serpentine

Which knight was always late to the Round Table, cranky, grouchy and irritable after a long long night of mead quaffing and unsuccessful wench pursuit?

Surly!

Which knight of the round table was always accusing his friend of stealing his fire? And moreover by performing his patented “cussing clown” routine in dive bars in upstate New York while in drag as Emile Zola and acting out the entire Dreyfus Affair?

Sir Accuse

Following the trend — created right here on the Schplog — of paying homage to the knights of the round table and other notables of yore, Harley Davidson launched their new baby (sadly misspelled) the Nightster.

And speaking of which, which knight of the round table accidently rode his horse into a group of Hell’s Angels never to be seen again?

Sir Render

Which knight abandoned the round table to pursue a career on the road as a foul-mouthed clown?

Sir-cuss

Which knight was always inviting his buddies to bench press the chain mail?

Circumflex

Which knight of the round table has found horseback riding to be increasingly uncomfortable since his surgery yesterday?

Sir-cumcision