schplog » favorite words http://www.schplog.com Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:48:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 slacktivism (dude, I’m already wearing slacks!) http://www.schplog.com/2007/07/13/267/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/07/13/267/#comments Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:50:18 +0000 schlinky http://www.schplog.com/2007/07/13/267/ Now here’s a word that should be Safired if it hasn’t already: SLACKTIVISM
Meaning … when apathy (and recreational drugs) are stronger than your original desire to be a do-gooder.

Or do I mean Sapphired? No, I guess I don’t.

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/07/13/267/feed/ 0 no relation to the smurfs http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/19/no-relation-to-the-smurfs/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/19/no-relation-to-the-smurfs/#comments Mon, 19 Feb 2007 21:47:23 +0000 admin http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/19/no-relation-to-the-smurfs/ snarfling n.

1. The act of snuffling into someone’s neck while engaged in snuggling.

Helmut is quite the noisy little snarfler.

2. The act of scarfing down matzah farfel on passover.

I must have snarfled three bowls this morning. What I wouldn’t do for a bagel.

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A kugelplex

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/12/so-you-just-forget-about-the-onion/feed/ 0 RINGO: he’s a dead ringo-er for his pa http://www.schplog.com/2007/01/02/ringo-hes-a-dead-ringo-er-for-his-old-man/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/01/02/ringo-hes-a-dead-ringo-er-for-his-old-man/#comments Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:19:01 +0000 admin http://www.schplog.com/?p=3 RINGO (not to be confused with Harpo)
acronym for Racially Insensitive Name Giving Offense

1. noun: politically correct (politically collect?) stand-in for a racial slur.
- “Hey, Ringo! Nice tie!”
- “Don’t call me a Ringo, man.”

2. verb: to use a racially insensitive name giving offense.
- “You ringoed the hell out of me last night.”

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