Now here’s a word that should be Safired if it hasn’t already: SLACKTIVISM
Meaning … when apathy (and recreational drugs) are stronger than your original desire to be a do-gooder.
Or do I mean Sapphired? No, I guess I don’t.
snarfling n.
1. The act of snuffling into someone’s neck while engaged in snuggling.
Helmut is quite the noisy little snarfler.
2. The act of scarfing down matzah farfel on passover.
I must have snarfled three bowls this morning. What I wouldn’t do for a bagel.
What do you call an exceptionally, unfathomably large number composed mostly of potatoes?
A kugelplex
RINGO (not to be confused with Harpo)
acronym for Racially Insensitive Name Giving Offense
1. noun: politically correct (politically collect?) stand-in for a racial slur.
- “Hey, Ringo! Nice tie!”
- “Don’t call me a Ringo, man.”
2. verb: to use a racially insensitive name giving offense.
- “You ringoed the hell out of me last night.”
