it’s ovary before you know it
What do you call someone who is always publicly and ostentatiously showing off her egg collection?
An eggs-ibititionist
from russia with glove
I always thought that Faberge eggs were so unbelievably costly because they are so fragile and hard to get a hold of.
But it’s really the craftsmanship that makes them so eggs-orbitant
you want cheese curds with that, sweetie?
What do you call it when you are way, way too excited about your omelet?
Eggs-überant
five six, pick up chicks
Wanna go see a famous play about a chicken?
It’s called “No Eggsit”
(It’s funny if you’re an absurdist, though not if you’re an eggsistentialist)
he hid them in an exhaust pipe
Remember that stoner kid who was arrested last year for stealing eggs in Petaluma?
He was supposed to go to jail for life but he’s been eggsonerated.
