schplog » brew ha ha http://www.schplog.com Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:48:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 bring back prohibition! http://www.schplog.com/2007/05/21/bring-back-prohibition/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/05/21/bring-back-prohibition/#comments Mon, 21 May 2007 18:34:01 +0000 schlinky http://www.schplog.com/2007/05/21/bring-back-prohibition/ I tried to distill gin in my sink, but it was sloe going.

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Poor John Scott lies buried here
Though once he was both ‘ale and stout:
Now death has drawn his bitter bier
In a better world he hops about

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]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/15/milk-it-for-all-its-worth/feed/ 1 lager? I hardly even know her … http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/05/lager-i-hardly-even-know-her/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/05/lager-i-hardly-even-know-her/#comments Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:27:29 +0000 O for Olaf http://www.schplog.com/2007/04/05/lager-i-hardly-even-know-her/ What do you call a slightly nerdy, effeminate German deep brown doppelbock?

Brewnhilda

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Et tu Brewtus

]]> http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/10/table-for-tu/feed/ 0 drown your sorrows (and call me in the morning!) http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/08/drown-your-sorrows-and-call-me-in-the-morning/ http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/08/drown-your-sorrows-and-call-me-in-the-morning/#comments Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:43:49 +0000 looey ratatouille http://www.schplog.com/2007/02/08/drown-your-sorrows-and-call-me-in-the-morning/ Which painful affliction did Dr. Freud find that refreshing beverage of malted barley and fragrant hops most effective in relieving?

Brewsed Ego!

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Sheer Brew-tality

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