According to a not-so-reliable source, the following epitaph can be found on the grave of a brewer in Islington:
Poor John Scott lies buried here
Though once he was both ‘ale and stout:
Now death has drawn his bitter bier
In a better world he hops about
Do you ever have a longing for a nice Gouda lager or Chevre stout? Have you ever wondered, “Why don’t they brew dairy more?”
What do you call a slightly nerdy, effeminate German deep brown doppelbock?
Brewnhilda
What kind of beer do you drink when you’re about to get royally screwed over by someone you have deeply trusted?
Et tu Brewtus
Which painful affliction did Dr. Freud find that refreshing beverage of malted barley and fragrant hops most effective in relieving?
Brewsed Ego!
What do you call it when your favorite beer manufacturer stops producing his premium stout and starts bottling imitation-Coors and wine coolers instead?
Sheer Brew-tality
