hyphenate this, you muffin-faced foos-ball!

Filed under: you call that news? — schlinky at 8:42 am on Monday, September 24, 2007

This just in from Reuters Oddly Enough: doom, doom, doom. As predicted in the bible. They’re killing off the hyphens!

The latest edition of the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary has changed cry-baby to crybaby. Oh, the shame of it.

We at the schplog are mystified, horrified and deep-fried. Oh-no, we re-mark pitifully! And woe betide will-o’-the-whisp, cat-o’-nine-tails, tam-o’-shanter and the myriad words of that ilk. Dash-it-all!

Just for that, no posting to-morrow!

just in time for rosh hashana (sp?)

Filed under: punnery — admin at 7:49 pm on Wednesday, September 12, 2007

What did the rabbi say to the Pope?

Good yontif, pontiff.