mother goose — unplugged
It has come to our Attention that there exists an astonishing Lack in the Field of (Misogynistic) Nursery Rhymes for Modern Youngsters. A Schplogger gives his first modest Attempt:
Skater skater tater hater
Had a wife but couldn’t trade her
He hid her in a tater peel
And there she mocked his buns of steel
