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It’s baseball season (again) and here’s the latest from the Schplog Sports News center:

According to manager Chip Hale, the Tucson Sidewinders are going to have to change their names to the Tucson Tuscan Two-Tusked Toucans. This because of a lost bet on a botched batted bunt with a battered and broken bat.
“It’s stupid and embarrassing, I know,” he admitted. “I will never bet again. Our team deserves to suffer alliterative humiliation. Heaven knows we’ve earned it.”