All other knights only dipped once . . .
Which knight of the round table discovered quite by chance the delight of soft serve ice cream coated in a chocolate shell?
Sir End Dippity
free tibet a lot, lancelot
Which politically-minded knight of the round table was so passionately entrenched in the plight of the Mon ethnic group of Southeast Asia, that he would preach the cause loudly from the hilltops, imploring anyone who would listen to join the other ethnic minorities in Myanmar to take up arms in the fight against the Burmese Government for an independent state?
Sir Mon on the Mount.
got another verb for ya
Thwork (v.)
The aggressive act of suddenly and subtlely righting and redirecting the pedestrian path of one’s partner while perambulating, preferably along the periphery of a promenade.
not as cryptic as you might think
What do you call a historian of gang warfare, specializing in the graffiti marks and symbols of west coast gangs?
A Crip-tographer.
quite quite
Strolling through the park today I stumbled across (not literally of course) a somewhat dandified squirrel. He carried a cane (oak) and wore his hair in bangs. All in all he was acting really rather odd, running up and down trees at a frightful pace, and then hiding suspiciously in the shrubbery or doing an impression of a statue.
Squirrely with a fringe on top!
I am a wuss. there, I said it.
One always feels one loses some of one’s macho edge, as it were, when one is outwittified by someone else’s clever mockery. Some clever and slinky young thing with shockingly red lips and stiletto heels makes a cutting remark and one is undone by this fountain of feminine facetiousness. One feels most inadequate, if you will, when such a creature uses her willfully witty wiles against one.
All I’m saying is, don’t sarcastrate me.
bored game (where is napoli?)
Ah bleev you have mah nopoly.
Mah nopoly. Ah bleeve you have it.
(is juke. plz to see lolcat refrense)
knock on wood (what’s a hogony?)
Ah bleev you have mah hogony.
Mah hogony. Ah bleev you have it.
(no funny? plz see apropreate lolcat refrense)
I am the lolrus …
We at the schplog have been getting the world’s biggest (or smallest) kick out of the lolcat craze and related lolcategories.
We peruse kitlers, submitted our Kossack Cat (rejected) to “I can has cheezburger?” and generally are happy to just be alive for this grand epoch of Interwebbery. Did we mention that there are kitler macros now too?
But our new favorite line is “Mah _______, Ah bleev you have it”, based on this delightful little guy.
Be warned. We cannot stop making this joke.
