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An Englishman, an Austrian and a German are the lone survivors of a shipwreck and make their way to a deserted island. The Englishman has hurt his leg, the Austrian has a bump on the head and the German is suffering from amnesia.

The Englishman says to his companions, “Oh, woe is me.”
The Austrian stumbles around and says, “Whoah is me.”
The German looks at the other two and says, “Nein, wo sind wir!”