you’re like, the dairy queen or something
Overheard in St. Louis . . .
“I betcha you’ll never come up with a name for your ice cream parlor.”
“Oh yeah? I sure as heck will!”
“You couldn’t come up with a name if ya tried.”
“Oh yeah? Can too.”
“Go on, try it. I double dog dare ya.”
“That’s it. The Double Dog Dairy. Thanks.”

