fashionably late fashion update
Important fashion update from the Schplog. Sorry, no pictures.
Word on the street (thnx huggy bear) is that the new hipster shoes are clumpety-bumpkin clodhoppers. It’s part of the new slack couture (slack-jawed yokels meet high fashion).
And don’t forget to stick a piece of straw between your teeth: it’s the new black.
