to “bleep”, perchance to offend
Oh yeah? You and what army? Behold thy mirror, thou bootless milk-livered moldwarp!
Schplog rejoices at this chance to create choice Shakespearian insults, using blues musician Pete Levin’s nifty Shakespearian Insult Generator tool. Try it out (not on us) right HERE!
The very next time someone says to you, “Say, what gives?” you should have a suitably snooty comeback instead of just shaking your fist and mumbling, “Why I …”
