schplog it up!
Who knew that Jason Kottke was a secret schplogger? Of course neither did he. Wait, of course we knew that. Never mind.
But anyway, guess what I just found over on kottke.org deep in the archives? A brilliant take on Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”!
Read and admire it RIGHT HERE and then come back and add some of your own. Here is my contibution … come on, schploggers!
It’s like 10,000 screams when all you need is a yawn.
What’s the point of a tantrum if it’s soon to be gone?
And isn’t it hystrionic … don’t you think?
It’s like 10,000 smart-ass remarks when all you need is a smirk.
Like thinking you’re funny, but then realizing you’re a jerk.
Isn’t it sardonic … don’t you think?
It’s like 10,000 chefs when all you need is some dude.
Like thinking it’s about culture when it’s really just food.
And isn’t it gastronomic … don’t you think?

