schplog

Which knight of the round table wasn’t very keen on offering up personal information?

Survey (survey iz mir. oy.)

Anyway, we asked the Schploggers to fill out some basic get-to-know you questionnaires to help us come up with a better picture of the average schplogger. Unfortunately this was no help. Here are some of the questions and answers from one of the forms — maybe you can get more out of this than we can. Grrrrrrr.

What is your favorite color?
Magenta

What is your favorite name?
Madge

Favorite word?
Ente, German for duck

The word you hate most?
Magenta

Favorite game
Mahjongg

What one thing would you bring with you to a desert island?
My magenta colored sweatpants

Anything about your family history we should know?
Direct descendent of Ferdinand Magellan

Please describe your most embarrassing moment.
Discovering that ma was a gent. Uh ……

Do you have a preferred political system?
Majority rules

Favorite spice?
Marjoram

Favorite spice girl?
Uh …

What is your favorite book?
The Color Purple, by Alice Walker