how much wood could a woodchuck chuck in Tunisia?
What a scandal it was when it turned out that the new all-vegan hair products for forest animals weren’t made in America, as advertised but actually in north Africa using local grains and foodstuffs.
There was succulent squirrel surprise scrub made mostly of nuts, which was okay. And hare hair gel jelly.
But what about moose mousse cous-cous??
