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Introducing . . . Affordices!

According to the dictionary, this means a reasonably priced vortex that one can invest in or purchase with relative ease. And that’s exactly what it is!

“It’s so expensive nowadays to stare bleakly into the spinning, turbulent abyss of your own soul. I never realized that I could get a vortex that would suit my financial needs. I’m in seventh heaven!” — Margie Greenblatt, Philadelphia

Margie isn’t the only one making innovative use of a vortex or two! Now that they are so affordable, you can do it too!

Why don’t you get your own set of Affordices today? New and improved and extra-cozy. Be the first on YOUR block to collect all four! You wouldn’t believe all the things you can do with a vortex!