Eccentricitrigue n.
1. The state in which one is not entirely sure what one’s eccentricitries actually are.
2. An appellation that describes the allure of the “nutty detective” type or the “elusive spy”.
Mata Hari’s life was packed full of eccentricitrigues.
3. The politics of Byzantium
Which knight of the round table was known as the edgy one?
Serrated
You may have noticed some little changes on the Schplog lately.
I just wanted to let you know that I have taken care of some of the more obtrusive design quirks. So no more complaining.
Put that in your php and smoke it, say I!
Which young lady fair was inclined to skim the profits of the family business?
Miss Appropriate
Why do you keep running off to the loo? What kind of tea is this anyway?
Filled-to-capaci-tea
Stop that man! He stole my grandmother’s prized Moroccan recipes.
Now you’ve done it. Now he’s on the loose-couscous . . .
Which knight of the round table was known for his gianormous brain?
They call him . . . Cerebral
#@!* and so on!
One does one’s best to avoid using Paypal (may their name be stamped into oblivion) whenever possible but occasionally one must make a purchase or perhaps even a donation and the person selling or receiving is only taking Paypal.
So one acquiesces. Only to recall that one has switched credit cards in the interim (when is the last time one was reduced to to interacting with the Paypalitocracy?).
Arrrrghhh!
1. Common ejaculation of distress
2. Acronym used to denote the not-yet-defunct pirate organization — the Association of Ribald Ragged Rag-tag Ravaged Grizzled Hoodwinkers Hell-raisers and Heathens.
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Elfelfa sprouts.
Know why?
Because they have a long shELF life.
