like, OM my god, it’s totally enlightened
Just when you thought credit card companies couldn’t possibly get any more despicable … now introducing VISA’s tackiest venture yet: the “enlightenment” card.
Vis a vis pure evil …
You can get your Enlightenment Card with a big ole OM on it to make you think that your corporate lenders want to partner with you to help you make spiritual purchases and come to terms with your abundance issues.
Meeting with Guru: $2,800
Experience of inner truth: priceless
There are some things money can’t buy. Everybody who knows this takes Mastercard.
OMMMMMMMM my god
By the way, should you feel the need to mock VISA personally you can visit their site at www.enlightenmentcard.com and if you want an excellent description of what the card is about and why it should be disdained, avoided and generally abhorred please read Tim Boucher’s wise words on the subject. He gives an apt parody of the way large corporations jump on the “LOHAS” (ew, ew, ew) bandwagon.
