Out of Zeit, Out of Mind

Filed under: celebrities — admin at 6:41 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2007


where to buy acomplia
cialis costo
[levitra|levitra online|buy levitra|acheter levitra|levitra acheter|acquistare levitra|comprare levitra|levitra en ligne|levitra generique|achat levitra|levitra kaufen|viagra cialis levitra|levitra attorneys|buy levitra online|levitra acquisto|levitra comprar|comprar levitra|generic levitra|levitra side effects|levitra versus viagra|cheap levitra|levitra generica|how does levitra work|levitra generico acquisto|levitra senza ricetta|levitra compra|levitra lawyers|levitra generika|levitra ohne rezept|levitra generico|comprar levitra generica|achat levitra original|levitra 20mg|levitra testimonials|levitra acquisto on line|which works better viagra or levitra|levitra dangers|levitra nebenwirkungen|levitra rezeptfrei kaufen|order levitra|side effects levitra|sale levitra|what is better viagra or levitra|canidan pharmacies levitra|cialis levitra viagra|cheap levitra online|how long does levitra last|levitra preis|levitra purchase|levitra rezeptfrei|order levitra online|viagra cialis levitra|cialis levitra|levitra 10mg|levitra mexico|buy levitra viagra|cheapest levitra|levitra generic|levitra overnight|levitra preisvergleich|alternatives to levitra|levitra brand|levitra dosage|treating levitra side effects|treatment for the side effects levitra|viagra vs levitra|levitra 5mg|levitra alcohol|levitra cialis viagra|levitra costo|levitra dosierung|levitra effetti collaterali|levitra generico comprar|levitra no prescription|levitra oder viagra|women talk about levitra|buy levitra uk|cheap cialis generic levitra viagra|cheaper viagra levitra cialis|how to use levitra|levitra barata|levitra comprimidos|levitra effets secondaires|levitra generico italia|levitra information|levitra vs viagra|buy levitra in canada|cheap levitra viagra href foro forum|cheap viagra levitra|cheaper viagra levitra cyalis|cialis generic levitra review viagra|cialis levitra or viagra|cialis vs viagra vs levitra|cocaine and levitra|compra levitra|comprar levitra generico|comprar levitra online|generic viagra cialis levitra cheap]]
propecia price
tamiflu h1n1
xenical scam

a Major inconvenience for the kernel

Filed under: wordishness — schlinky at 11:11 am on Saturday, November 24, 2007

After the Chief Inspector moved out of our guest flat we tried to fill the space but it didn’t work out. In the end we had a Colonel take up residence, in Lieu of the New Tenant.

The tradition of having a colonel around dates from colonial times, you know. There’s a colonel of truth in that, at any rate. We shall get him a popcorn maker for Christmas.

william steig, dr. seuss, sam peckinpah

Filed under: celebrities, wordishness — O for Olaf at 8:21 am on Thursday, November 22, 2007

“Hey, what can you tell me about Sam Peckinpah?”

“Wait — what are you talking about? Are you referring to Sam I.M.?”

“No, you fool! I’m talking about Sam U. L.!”

Confused? Look up celebs on I.M.D.B. (O? U R D B? U N I R D B!)

twunty hour work week

Filed under: wordishness, you call that news? — schlinky at 9:04 pm on Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Witty smart-ass and schplog favorite Andy Wibbels has us spitting the proverbial milk out the nose with his fabulous rant at smug-as-a-bug-in-a-rug Tim Ferris (known Twunt and author of the 4 Hour Workweek). Good use of his (and our) new favorite word. Although “complete douche-lord twunty asshole” is even better, if a bit over the top. All in a week’s blogging for Mr. Wibbels.

A twunt is, well, for goodness sakes you can figure it out on your own.

A delicious little bit of wordishness. We approve whole-heartedly.
Now we’re just waiting to read latest Ferris book, the Twunty Hour Work Week.

Who’s Bigger?

Filed under: celebrities, punnery — the colonel at 9:38 am on Sunday, November 18, 2007

Oscar was Wilde, but Gene is Wilder
Ma was Rainey, but Rilke was Ranier.

haberdashery!

Filed under: punnery — the royal we at 10:17 am on Thursday, November 15, 2007

Put a cap on it! Don’t you know … hattery will get you nowhere.

darn, back where I started

Filed under: punnery — schlinky at 7:17 am on Thursday, November 15, 2007

I tried beating a ride out of Flannery O’Connor, but assault and battery will get you nowhere.

I tried offering my extension cord to Flannery O’Connor, but charging a battery will get you nowhere.

A Good Flannel Is Hard To Find

Filed under: punnery — the colonel at 4:04 am on Wednesday, November 14, 2007

I tried hitching a ride with Ms. O’Connor, but Flannery will get you nowhere.

I tried hitching a ride with a lumberjack, but Flannelry will get you nowhere.

she has a yentl for change

Filed under: celebrities, punnery — O for Olaf at 4:39 pm on Monday, November 12, 2007

Barbra Streisand hasn’t been singing much lately. And she certainly hasn’t been acting. Everyone is worried but I say she’s just going through a Funny Phase.

overheard at dinner

Filed under: rants (tangential) — admin at 11:15 am on Friday, November 9, 2007

Overheard at dinner (but is it true?):

“Cancun is like, way trashier than Acapulco.”

Next Page »